Minty the Assassin (2009)
A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
| Movie ID | 45271 |
|---|---|
| Genre | Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror |
| Director | Eugene Baldovino |
| Main cast | Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor, Chip Joslin, Jacki R. Chan, Hawk Younkins, Ricardo Mamood-Vega, David A. Lockhart |
| Release date | 7 August 2009 |
| Release year | 2009 |
| Language | English |
| Duration | 80 min (1h 20m) |
| Rating | 1.9 / 10 (TMDB) |
| Production house | Ground Down Productions |
Director: Eugene Baldovino
Writers: Eugene Baldovino
Top cast
Elina MadisonMinty
Anthony Ray ParkerBig Boss
Tabitha TaylorDouble Delicious
Chip JoslinDr. Brain Bender
Jacki R. ChanMolly Leviathan
Hawk YounkinsCaptain Capability
Ricardo Mamood-VegaZen Cowboy
David A. LockhartRat Monster
Nora J. NovakCute Postal Woman
Jade EnglishHot Security Guard
McKay StewartSensational Ninja
Elan HomBruce Zee (as Elan Tom)
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